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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.