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What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Holiday

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.