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What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?