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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

People

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Emma Watt-son.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.