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What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.

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Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Sports

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.