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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

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Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

a close-up of a white sheep against a white backgroundPeople

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Ed Shear-an.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

a close-up of a colorful, tropical ParrotfishPuns

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas.

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.