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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

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Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

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Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

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Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

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What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment.

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Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

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Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

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