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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

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Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

Puns

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

Animals

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"