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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

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Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

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Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

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Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

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Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

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Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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Puns

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

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Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

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What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

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Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

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Animals

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

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