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What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

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Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Scrambled eggs?Food & Drinks

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Animals

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A hot dog.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!