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What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

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Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Puns

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

People

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.