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What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

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Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

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Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

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The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

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Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

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