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What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.