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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

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Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

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People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

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Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

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People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

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Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

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Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

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Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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a close-up of a white mouse looking through the wholes in a piece of cheeseAnimals

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A cheesecake!

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Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

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Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Emma Watt-son.

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