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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

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Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

a close-up of a white mouse looking through the wholes in a piece of cheeseAnimals

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A cheesecake!

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

People

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Emma Watt-son.