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What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

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Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

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Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

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Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

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Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

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