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What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.