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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

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Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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Puns

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

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Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

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Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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priest lawyer?Family

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A Father-In-Law!

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Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

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computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

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many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

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a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

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Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

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