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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
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Puns
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
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Education
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
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Puns
Someone stole my mood ring!
I don't know how I feel about it!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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Outdoors
What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
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Animals
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
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Animals
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!
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Family
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
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Sports
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
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Education
Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
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Animals
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
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Food & Drinks
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.
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Food & Drinks
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A rad-ish.
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Animals
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
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Professional
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
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