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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

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Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

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People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

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Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

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Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

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two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

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Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

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Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

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Food & Drinks

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

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