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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Food & Drinks

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.