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What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

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a close-up of someone circling Thursday the 18th with a red pen on a calendarProfessional

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

Entertainment

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Food & Drinks

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

a picture of Tunnel View, a scenic spot in Yosemite National Park in CAPeople

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Yosemite Sam.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.