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What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

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Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

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Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

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a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

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Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

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Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

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Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A groundhog.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

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Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

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