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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

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Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatchFamily

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Father Time.

Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

Animals

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, houses can't jump.