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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.