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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldoser.
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People
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
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Food & Drinks
How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
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Animals
Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
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What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
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Food & Drinks
What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
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Animals
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!!!
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Animals
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
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Animals
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
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Holiday
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
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What do you find at the end of everything?
The letter G.
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Family
What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
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What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
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Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
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What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
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Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
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Family
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
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