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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

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What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

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Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

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a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

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bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

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Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

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What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

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What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

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a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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