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What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.