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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

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Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Holiday

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.