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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

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Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

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Holiday

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

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Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

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Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

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a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

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Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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