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What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

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Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

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Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

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Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

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Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

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Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

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Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

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Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

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Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

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a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

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Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

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Animals

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horsepital.

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Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

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