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What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

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Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Animals

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horsepital.

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.