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What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Animals

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Professional

Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

a pilot in uniform holds her head with a surprised expressionPuns

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

She had her head in the clouds.

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Puns

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.