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What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

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Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

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Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

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Animals

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

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Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

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Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

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Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

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Professional

Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

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Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

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a pilot in uniform holds her head with a surprised expressionPuns

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

She had her head in the clouds.

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Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

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Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

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