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What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

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Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Puns

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.