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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

a pride of lions sits together in an enclosure in a zooAnimals

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.