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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

Professional

Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.