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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

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a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

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Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

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Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

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Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

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The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

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Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

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Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

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