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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!