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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

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Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

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a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

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Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

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Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

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Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

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Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

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Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

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