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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

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Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.