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What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

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Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

a bowling ball is striking a set of pinsSports

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

It was hitting pins and needles!

Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.