Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

Share On Facebook!
Tweet

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!
Privacy PolicyDo Not Sell My InformationTerms of Use