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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

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Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

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Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

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Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

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a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

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Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

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moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

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Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

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Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

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Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

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Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

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Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

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Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

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