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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

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Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

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Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

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Food & Drinks

How does one gelatin greet another?

Jello!

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negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

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Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

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Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

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Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

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