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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
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When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
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Puns
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
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Music
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Outdoors
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
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Puns
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
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Food & Drinks
How does one gelatin greet another?
Jello!
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Science
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Professional
Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
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Outdoors
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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Animals
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
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Vehicles
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
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Entertainment
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
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People
What do you call an animal pop star?
Justin Beaver.
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Holiday
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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Sports
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
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