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Impasta.
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What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
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Entertainment
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
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Food & Drinks
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
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Entertainment
What cartoon character loves insects?
Bugs Bunny.
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Animals
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
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People
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
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Family
What siblings are always sad?
The Blues Brothers.
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Animals
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
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Food & Drinks
Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Animals
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
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If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
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Animals
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
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Education
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
The Great Planes.
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