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What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

a large orange tiger runs through powdery snowAnimals

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.