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What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
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Animals
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
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Travel
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
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Animals
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
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Puns
What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
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Animals
Which insect is the smartest?
The spelling bee.
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Education
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
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Food & Drinks
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
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Puns
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
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Puns
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
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Animals
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
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Animals
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
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Animals
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
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Animals
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
By hareplane.
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Family
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
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Animals
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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