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What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

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Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.