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What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

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Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

one chick pops its head up while the others are pecking at the groundPeople

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Puns

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

We have to stick together.

Animals

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.