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What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
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Puns
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
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Travel
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
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Puns
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Animals
Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
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Sports
What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
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Holiday
What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
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Outdoors
Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
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Current Events
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
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Puns
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
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Holiday
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
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Animals
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
I otter do that!
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Food & Drinks
How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
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Animals
What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
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Animals
What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
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Puns
Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
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Animals
What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
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