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What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

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Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

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Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

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Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

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Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

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Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

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a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

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Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

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a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

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Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

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