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What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

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Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

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Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

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Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

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an older strongman flexing his bicep in front of an orange backgroundEducation

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

He was looking for definition.

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astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

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a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

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Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

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Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

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Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

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