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What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

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Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

an older strongman flexing his bicep in front of an orange backgroundEducation

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

He was looking for definition.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.