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What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

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Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

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Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

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Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

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Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

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Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

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Sports

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

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Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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