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What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Sports

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.