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What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

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What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

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What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

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Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

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What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

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What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

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What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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