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What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.