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What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

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Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

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Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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two colorful tropical fish are swimming near each otherPuns

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine?

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

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Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

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Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

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a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

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a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

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Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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