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What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

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Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

two colorful tropical fish are swimming near each otherPuns

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine?

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.