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What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

Puns

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.