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What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

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a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equationsEducation

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.