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A satisfactory.

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a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

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Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

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Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

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a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equationsEducation

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

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Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

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Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

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Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

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Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

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a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

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Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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