What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

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a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harbor

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What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

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Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

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Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

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Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

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Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

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Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

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What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

Looking for a specific joke?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.