What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

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Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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Why are bankers so good at American politics?

It's a system of checks and balances!

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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

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What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

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I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

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How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

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What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

Looking for a specific joke?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

It's a system of checks and balances!

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.