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What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

People

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

two business people talking in front of a city office buildingPolitical

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

It's a system of checks and balances!

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Animals

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.