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What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
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Holiday
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
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Puns
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
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Food & Drinks
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
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Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
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People
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Da brie was flying everywhere.
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Animals
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
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Animals
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
A pan-duh!
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Political
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
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Sports
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
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Animals
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow.
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Outdoors
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I saw it with my own eyes.
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Food & Drinks
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Grease!
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Puns
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
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Holiday
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
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Puns
What do you call a silly hill?
Hill-arious.
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