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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie sits next to a mini chalkboard with fish drawn on itAnimals

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Vehicles

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

No. I can't see them taking off.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.