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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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Puns

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Take steps to avoid them.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

a close-up of a red train caboose carVehicles

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

It was the back of an a-choo choo train.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Entertainment

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

In dayscare.

Vehicles

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

A lamborghini.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom.

Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.