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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

Current Events

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Because April showers bring May flowers.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.