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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

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Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

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Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

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Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

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Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

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Current Events

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Because April showers bring May flowers.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

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Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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