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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Animals

What kind of bird can write?

A PENguin.

Vehicles

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

No. I can't see them taking off.

Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.