Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Animals

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, houses can't jump.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Animals

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.